Last updated April 2026

Privacy Policy

What we collect, what we don't, and why we're telling you.

What we collect

Your email address (if you give it to us). Your payment information (processed by Lemonsqueezy, we never see your card). Your listening habits (which molecules you play, how long, how often). That’s it.

What we don’t collect

Your medical history. Your therapy notes. Your location. Your contacts. We’re not qualified, not interested, and not sorry about it.

How we use your data

To send you new prescriptions. To understand which molecules people listen to. To email you when something new drops. We will never sell your data because an email list of people who buy fake medication from a satirical pharmacy has limited resale value.

Third parties

Lemonsqueezy processes payments. Vercel hosts the site. PostHog tracks anonymous usage, no cookies, no personal data. That’s the complete list.

Your rights

Want your data deleted? Email adverse@vibecodine.fm. We’ll comply because it’s the right thing to do, and because GDPR exists.

GDPR compliant · EU · adverse@vibecodine.fm

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