Last updated April 2026
Terms & Conditions
AI-generated audio files presented as pharmaceutical products. These are the terms.
What this is
Audio files presented in pharmaceutical packaging. The framing is satire. The music is real. The prescriptions are playlists. The pharmacy is a website. If you are experiencing a medical condition, consult a licensed healthcare provider. We are not one.
The product
Vibecodine sells access to audio files called Molecules. They are music. They have not been evaluated by any regulatory body because they are music. If a regulatory body contacts us about this, we will be surprised and somewhat flattered.
Pricing
OTC is free: 3 molecules, no card. Annual Prescription is €10/year for the full catalog. Founding Patient is €49 once, lifetime access, limited to 200 spots. Prices are in EUR and include applicable taxes.
Intellectual property
The Vibecodine brand, Dr. Placebo character, molecule names, and all original content belong to Vibecodine Audio Pharmacy. Personal listening only. Don’t redistribute.
Liability
Vibecodine is not liable for any feelings, real or perceived, that occur during or after listening. We are especially not liable for feelings of hope, which are the most dangerous side effect of all.
Refunds
Digital audio files are non-refundable. The feelings they produced are also non-refundable. We apologize for both.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of whichever jurisdiction takes us seriously first.
Not FDA approved · adverse@vibecodine.fm
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